16 men’s views about marriage

Marriage

 

The great question, which I have not been able to answer, . . . is,

“What does a woman want?”

Dumas

 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy.

If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

 Socrates

 

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud

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One from those “good ‘ol days” in the library

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Older Women

 

I’ll confess… I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night. She

looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and

I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

 

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s

Double. ‘What’s that?’ I asked.

 

‘It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said. As my mind began to

embrace the idea, I wondered what her daughter really looked like, so I said,

‘No, I haven’t.’

 

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, ‘Tonight’s your lucky

night’. So we went back to her place. She turned on the hall light and shouted

upstairs, ‘Mom, you still awake?’