Webcam 101 for Seniors

Webcam 101 for Seniors

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Thanks to Robert Plank for informing us about this video

How to live past 90, good news: caffeine, booze, extra weight can help, so can exercise

SB. CBS over 90

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Sex at 75

mailbox pic

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox informing me that I can have sex at 75.

I’m so happy, because I live at number 81. So it’s not too far to walk home afterwards.

And it’s the same side of the street. I don’t even have to cross the road!

“My Favorite Things” by Julie Andrews

Julie Andrews

To commemorate her birthday, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan’s Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.
One of the musical numbers she performed was’My Favorite Things’ from the legendary movie ‘Sound Of Music’.
Here are the lyrics she used:

(Sing It!) 

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don’t feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin’,
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin’,
And we won’t mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I’ve had,
And then I don’t feel so bad.


>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>


(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over four minutes, and repeated encores.

“Don’t Die” — 3 Essential Truths for Your Fulfilled and Happy Life (regardless of your age)

Don't Die

Benefit of aging — suicide attempt fails

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Ageing Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor’s office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.

The doctor said, “Your heart would be just below your left breast.”

Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot would to her left knee.

Emergency Room

16 men’s views about marriage

Marriage

 

The great question, which I have not been able to answer, . . . is,

“What does a woman want?”

Dumas

 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy.

If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

 Socrates

 

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud

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“The Sound of Aging,” sung by Julie Andrews

 

Julie Andrews Turning 79 – this is hysterical! 

To commemorate her birthday, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan’s Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.  One of                                                       the musical numbers she performed was ‘My Favorite Things’ from the legendary movie ‘Sound Of Music’.  Here are the lyrics she used:

 

(Sing It!) – If you sing it, its especially hysterical!!!

 

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,

Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,

Bundles of magazines tied up in string,

These are a few of my favorite things.

 

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,

Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,

Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

These are a few of my favorite things.

 

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,

When the knees go bad,

I simply remember my favorite things,

And then I don’t feel so bad.

 

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,

No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,

Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,

These are a few of my favorite things.

 

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin’,

Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin’,

And we won’t mention our short shrunken frames,

When we remember our favorite things.

 

When the joints ache, When the hips break, 

When the eyes grow dim, 

Then I remember the great life I’ve had, 

And then I don’t feel so bad.