Am email that’s making the rounds about what 50 years of marriage is like:

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.”

I continued, “Now I have a $1,500,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman.  She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems!

An elderly man was stopped by police around 2:00 a.m. and asked where he was going at that time of night.

“I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effect it has on the human body as well as smoking and staying out late.”

The office then asked, “Really who’d be giving that lecture at this time of night?”

“That would be my wife.”